Selling sand and salt

Money Maker’s

Manual

Drawing a plan of

Selling Sand to Sahara and

Selling Salt to Seven Seas?

Okay , it seems attractive.

Pardon me,

I don’t try being cynical

Neither ironical.

A person cursed

To be a verser

Can’t afford

That luxury.

This is a seller’s world.

You can’t afford to be otherwise.

In money maker’s manual

The first clear radical

Rule number one

Suggests that

Threaten first

That Sahara would

Lose the sand sooner

And Seven Seas, the salt.

As per rule number two

You need to wrap

The materials in attractive

Multi coloured covers

Printed with seventy five

Percent of nude girls’ images

Aged between sixteen

And twenty.

The money maker’s manual

Strictly warns no lessening

Or increasing the percentage

Of nudity or age of the girls.

Take it granted that

Your sand and salt have already sold

To the places concerned.

And thank MMM.